| Ariel: | You deliberately disobeyed me! I never want you going out there again! Do you hear me? It's dangerous in the sea! |
| Melody: | How would you know? You've never even been in it! |
| Me: | .... Dude... She lived in it |
Two Lesbians Raised A Baby And This Is What They Got
(via carboman23)
| me: | hi may i get a caramel frappuccino |
| starbucks: | sure. may i get your name please |
| me: | esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez |